Lol

The abbreviation of 'laugh out loud'. Used when you can't be bothered to reply to a text your friend sent that took 10 minutes to write.
Friend: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah... a hundred more blah's.

You: Lol.
by MrBen104 August 01, 2014
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"Lol" is an expression used to express laughter, as it stands for "laughing out loud." This expression is mainly used on the internet as an abbreviation to express the idea that something is funny. The expression, however, is becoming overused and has lost some of its meaning. Many people now use it just to say something is funny, even if they arn't laughing.
I WARN YOU: DO NOT READ THE EXAMPLE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL MATERIAL.

The main point of this is to show how teenagers use the word, "LOL" and to amuse the thousands of perverts on this site.

PinkPollish21: i swear cindy i'm going to kill you! how come brad was talking to you? hes totally mine! forget bout us being bff!

cindydoll981: lol

(HOttBrad019 has entered the chatroom)

PinkPolish23: OMG brad, how come you were talking to cindy???

HOttBrad019: What? Cindy said it was ok nd u knew bout it.

PinkPolish23: WTF? wut r u guys talking bout???? baby is everything ok??

HOttBrad019: well last week when you went to florida we.. me and cindy .. you know..

PinkPolish23: lol funny joke baby. you didn't hav sex though? you were just fooling around, you...

HOttBrad019: No babe i'm sorry. we did. nd if u cant get over it then it's over damn that girl is so tight... o sorry bitch

PinkPolish23: CINDY - BRAD... how could you?

HOttBrad019: Cindy. tell her the rest so the blow is all at once.

cindydoll981: uhh, ig2g soon

HOttBrad019: dammit bitch! tell her!

cindydoll981: about the positions? the 69? the cum fiesta? how u ate me out? how you sucked on my tits? how your cock tasted so goood? how you felt so good inside me? your cum was so warm and milky inside me baby i love u.

HOttBrad019: DAMNIT BITCH STOP MAKING IT WORST. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.

PinkPolish23: omg.. i feel so hurt...brad i thought you loved me and only me

cindydoll981: oh, and bitch. u know how i missed the whole of sophmore year? that was like tottally because i was pregnant. its not the first time i've done it wit ur boyfriend. i did it with david 2 years ago.

HOttBrad019: Damnit! TELL HER.

cindydoll981: OKaY! I didn't have my period last week. i think im pregnant again

PinkPolish23: YOU SLUT

HOttBrad019: CINDY BABE, TELL HER THE REST

PinkPolish23: ..theres more? this is... unreal

cindydoll981: oh yea, and bitch.... I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GULLIBLE BIATCHHHH

HOttBrad019: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
cindydoll981: APRIL FOOLS DAY!

PinkPolish23: What? cindy .. u didnt have sex with brad?
cindydoll981: course not. stupid.. dont u remember asking for tampons when i was over at your house yesterday? my period ends like tomorrow lol

PinkPolish23: OMg ur right.

HOttBrad019: LOL BABY YOUR SO FRIGGIN GULLIBLE.

PinkPolish23: DANG brad baby u owe me.. uve scared me to death tonight.

cindydoll981: LOL!!!! !!!!!! LOL!!!!!! !!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
HOttBrad019: LOL!!!! !!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
PinkPolish23: omg it DOES seem funny now, lol!

cindydoll981: ow.. cramps again. ig2g you guys. bye!!
HOttBrad019: Lol bye!
PinkPolish23: bye BIATCH

HOttBrad019: Baby now we're alone... i do owe you ;)
PinkPolish23: yes u do baby lol
HOttBrad019: so i was thinking...
HOttBrad019: our paretns arnt home......
PinkPolish23: Babyy.. do u mean?
HOttBrad019: yess. i'll leave the door unlocked. come to my room and we'll have sex. lol.. i feel like i'm giong to cum already. we havnt done it yet. i'm sure u'll b so friggin tight, babes omg i cant imagine ur pussy juice once i hit your g-spot
by PinkPolish23 September 21, 2007
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Arsehole: I just fucked your boyfriend!
Stupid person: Lol!

Wife texts: see you tonight babe, can't wait! Love you!
Husband: Cya baby! Soon! Lol
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A word that originally meant:
1) Lots of Love
2) Laugh out Loud

However, it now is more of the equivalent of the grunt you make when you're not really laughing, but you acknowledge the joke. It is also used to soften an insult or make something sound less serious. Alot of the time it is used as an akward silence filler.

When someone is really laughing out loud, the tend to add exclamation points or excessive Ls and Os, or capitalizing it.
ROFL, LMAO, ROFLALMAO, LMFAO, and HAHAHAHAHAHA are also used.
To make something seem less insulting:
Person 1: I think you should go on a diet, lol.
Person 2: lol

To make something sound friendlier:

Person 1: Wanna go out?
Person 2: No, lol

To fill an akward silence:
Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Hey!
--10 minutes later--
Person 1:lol

To acknowledge humor:
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: 2 get 2 the other side!!

Person 2:lol

WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY LOLLING
Person 1: Remember last night when Sara told Ms.Hemmingway she loved her? HAHAHAHA... and Ms.H called the police?????
Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
by A purple alien from mars xD December 25, 2010
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Originally MY NAME before idiotic internet types started using it as a replacement for the emotional response known as laughter, whilst chatting (read typing blankly) to one another online.

Now taken to mean 'laugh out loud' by the entire population, thus negating the need for any real expression of amusement, and making me look like a weirdo named after a chatroom abbreviation.
New potential friend: Hey nice to meet you, I'm Sarah.

Lol: Oh hi, I'm Lol

New potential friend: Oh right like Laugh Out Loud? Why d'you call yourself that then?

Lol: I was Lol years before the whole lol thing started, my Mum called me it from birth! FROM BIRTH!! Goddammit!!!

New potential friend: Ok....I have to go...
by The original Lol February 05, 2010
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Lol is often used as a text notation for laughing out loud. However where im from it is used instead of laughing.
People from where i come from have no emotion and only say lol instead of laughing
Archie is walking along with Chay and Thorbjorn.
Archie falls over
Chay says: lol at you
Thorbjorn: you nab
by Ben H 212 January 30, 2008
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A term for "Laughing out Loud" and if you didn't know that you really don't get out much do ya???
Person1:(Says a really good joke!)
Person2:I'm LOL right now!
by AQUA16 March 27, 2005
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