LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006

loaf

(vb.) to jizzm

Dude, you loafed in his mouth!

by Ryoga Masaki June 2, 2003

loafed

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

by julius October 6, 2003

loafed

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

by Stevo23456 October 23, 2011

loaf

an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.

Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009

loaf

Feeling a granny up in the middle of the street

you just pulled a loaf! you scumbag!

by Legendface June 28, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003