Lavender

A scent that soothes the soul.

Ok class today we're going to sniff lavender.

by Awesome Suace Man June 3, 2015

Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.

Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.

by Bigsexygreek22 November 16, 2021

lavender marriage

Quenlin Blackwell and Larry.

Quenlin and Larry are in a lavender marriage.

by Thatguy531 July 2, 2025

Lavende

The girl who called this name love Jimmy Choo. Buy her one.

Omg You are lavende , sheesh u wearing jimmy choo

by Tom Hollee Shiet November 23, 2021

light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

Creamy Lavender

When you cum all over your partners bruises from the rough sex the night before.

I gave my girlfriend a Creamy Lavender this morning, to apologize for last night's rough sex.

by ZasinZebra February 11, 2021

lavender phaze

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.

She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

by Michele Wordjuicer April 29, 2023