The Last Guy

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.

Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 9, 2010

Last Airbender

Shitty acting.

Steve: Hey man, you finally came around to seeing The Matrix! how was it?

Mike: it was pretty cool. it was kinetic, atmospheric, and visually stunning. Too bad Keanu Reeves was so Last Airbender when it came to the acting.

by Dietcokecan12 July 8, 2010

The Last Shitbender

The Last Shitbender is a upcoming movie based on the popular TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan (which pretty much guarantees this will be crap) and fails to represent the show in any way possible. Oh yeah, it has white people portraying characters who were drawn to look Asian or Inuit. Yeah, this is certainly going to be a pile of shit.

John: Hey! You hear about the brand new movie coming out based on Avatar: The Last Airbender?! Doesn't it look good?

Bob: Oh yeah, The Last Shitbender by M. Night. I am not fond of viewing shit so I will skip this movie over.

by johnnyt12341 January 15, 2010

The Last Bacon

A truly wonderful creature. He was once a part of the Oinker Empire, but then Humans conquered their land and ate all of them, almost all of them that is. One of them remained and split itself into pieces now known as Bacons. Humans started hunting these Bacons down because of their legendary flavor. Sadly, there is only one left. The Last bacon remains the last remaining survivor of the species. Today, he makes lots of Subnautica content on youtube, and reads and replies to every comment.

Bob: "Did you see The Last Bacon's new video with the void mod?"
Joe: "Hell yeah, it was very pog."

by Fireyy March 11, 2021

last act

Words spoken or actions done shortly before a dying breath.

"Grandma's last act was to write you out of her will." (RiffTrax.com)

by Goldeelux May 15, 2009

Last Inch

Do not use this lightly. After giving a chick the last inch while dicking her down she will follow you around whether you want to or not. The last inch is a metaphorical extension of your cock not a literal one she will feel it in her soul.

"Why's Gina been following Todd around all day?"
"I'll bet Todd gave her the last inch last night."

by the shamurai council August 25, 2018

the last pringle

The last of anything that everyone wants.

All but one of the hot cheerleaders already had serious boyfriends. The entire football team agreed that Sarah was the last pringle.

by Holden234 April 10, 2016