Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body
Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing
by Will181 September 10, 2009
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lard lord

A very large (fat) person.
This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.
by K1L562 June 03, 2019
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lard thrower

a person who throws lard; commonly an insult.

term created popular in their own mind by the user that submitted this.
cool kid: you're a lard
other kid: nah m8 i will no scope yo 360 no scope you be ded
cool kid: okay mr. lard thrower
other kid: WH YYDYDYDYDDYDY
by barnaclesaretoocoolforschool February 15, 2020
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lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.
I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.
by chunkd July 26, 2014
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Lard Nugget

A lardo who is a fat nugget!
Good job! U lard nugget!
Hey! Lardnugget!
by Lardnugget January 24, 2017
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Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.
Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.
by NipNugget November 23, 2009
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Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area
I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits
by animaldrummer234 November 15, 2011
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