lasondra

She's a lady with a big ass, caring, very helpfull , guys would die for her.

Lasondra is a very caring lady

by Toño May 20, 2017

Landon Gauthier

A tall kid who is always grounded. He watches Porn on a daily basis. He acts gay but only sometimes. He is Snoop Dog JR. He's super tall and towers over everyone. He can also almost dunk. He praises Hitler. You know big feet big meat😉. He has a very not nice GF that he doesn't hang out with. He has a VERY VERY VERY sexy butt and abs. He lost his virginity to a dog. He's smart when he comes to school but anything else he's retarded
Love you daddy~Sophia

"That kid is always Grounded"
"Must be a Landon Gauthier"

by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ March 11, 2019

lawson

A alpha male with a huge cock and a big heart

Im a proper Lawson

by Epail September 10, 2020

Landon Bofa

Is a joke used as a joke and to destroy all last hopes of living on the person who says who's Landon Bofa

Tall guy- Do you know who Landon Bofa is?
Short guy (Idiot) - No, who is Landon Bofa?
Tall guy- Landon Bofa deez nuts in ya mouth!!!!!!
Short guy- (He was exiled out of (existence)

by Papi_Son7741 May 21, 2021

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011

Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

Landon James Sinclair

He is the THICKEST BOIII around. He loves to get it on in bed like a monster. He only likes them big and Mexican. Only likes men, sorry ladies

Mexican: OHH YES LANDON
Landon James Sinclair : harder daddy

by Aaneia May 10, 2020