Man: "After one year of investigation, our team of cutting-edge scientists have correctly counted the number of moles on this woman's body."
Student: "Well... What do we call her now...?"
Man: "We will name her... Lucia!"
Student: "Well... What do we call her now...?"
Man: "We will name her... Lucia!"
by squlpt January 16, 2024
lucia is a very strange girl, she’s is pretty but when she opens her mouth it’s ugly. she laughs at every uneccessary thing she comes across and feels the need to be mean to my hubby mr sahota👳🏿 ♂️🤰🏻🥰😍🥵😘🥺 anyways she’s LOUD... and... SHES SPEAKING WITH SOMEONE
by i’d ong know December 08, 2019
by bananamat December 05, 2022
A person that suffers from the rare disease which is anal cancer. Some symptoms of this very life threatening disease are explosive diarrhea, shitting uncontrollably, wet farts, rabbit like turds and bloody bum mucus. My heart goes out to these people as it must be hard to deal with.
Person 1: "That Lucia girl? She stinks of rabbit turds and wet farts"
Person 2: "Ik she fucking stinks. Can u see that lump in her pants?"
Person 1: "She must suffer from anal cancer"
Person 2: "Ik she fucking stinks. Can u see that lump in her pants?"
Person 1: "She must suffer from anal cancer"
by Miss baddie January 23, 2022
by ShadowOmega June 03, 2024
A 5’3 straight hair dark eyed 10/10 asian SNACC who has a lot in common with rooster. She is a volleyball varsity demon who puts all others to shame with pure athletic prejudice. One who is extremely hard to pull but is worth all the effort. Don’t let them go if you can find them.
by elilikesthisasiangirl January 29, 2025