Lightning Rod

When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.

Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod!

by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010

Lightning burnies

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.

Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!

by Brian April 15, 2003

lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 22, 2006

Lightning McQueer

The biggest of queers, this person is so much of a queer that even Josh Cox avoids him.

-did you see him do that?

-yea, what a lightning McQueer

by Anon5life April 9, 2015

Lightning Rod

When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.

I gave my girl the lightning rod last night!

by PDITTO March 14, 2011

Lightning Chonga Kush

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.

Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.

by danknesssssss December 10, 2009

lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.

guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!

by ranman92509 September 30, 2011