Dam That Leonardo Frederico Brizellious Sure Is Fucking Great Id Slap My Own Mother To Be Him Just For A Day
by Martha Stuart March 21, 2005
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Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
by Otter Girl April 24, 2010
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by sven erik-bolz August 28, 2017
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by YOURMOM83838 November 10, 2019
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by Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfreind March 14, 2019
Get the Leonardo DiCaprio mug.A beautiful black, brown german shepherd. He has dark, mysterious eyes that twinkle in the moonlight. His fur is soft and smooth and silky and *sigh* just perfect. He is huge with the ladies and always ends up getting a gale by the end of the day. He s also very playful and loves to cuddle especially with his mom. He loves his momma the most his dada not to much :) But his dada is alway s there for him. Always cuddling him and petting him. Momma kisses him and brushes him and gives him endless love. But yes Leonardo Dicaprio is the perfect son for anyone. Love u leo ;)
by KenikiiLover August 22, 2019
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