eat the label

To kill a bottle of booze so thoroughly as to go beyond merely emptying it of its liquid contents. First appears in Frank Zappa's song "Wonderful Wino" from the 1976 album 'Zoot Allures'.

"L.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!""

by EnzoTheMFBaker February 19, 2010

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by 13AHH December 11, 2008

Black Label

Any fan attending any Lamb of God show in the last nine years has had absolute confidence in one aspect of the set list: they’re going to close with “Black Label.” It has been such a staple for the band that I can say with utmost certainty that should they continue for another nine years, this song will never go unplayed. Why would they rob their fans of the perfect closer? From the tension building intro with that insistent piccolo snare (dundundun pop pop pop pop pop pop dun dundun) to the crippling breakdown, there is so much finality in the song that an encore would undermine it completely. It’s the damn encore-annihilator! This is your last chance to dance, motherfuckers!!! This song makes teenagers want to rush each other to butt heads. When I was just a wee sprite and I first saw the video, I thought I had finally discovered death metal. “Black Label” is violently heavy.

"Last chance to dance motherfuckers, you know what to do. This one's called Black Label!!"

by wallofdeath November 13, 2009

Post Label

Though in a manner hypocritical, a 'label' for those who choose not to define themselves (i.e. punk, hipster, crust metalhead, skinhead, hippie, gangsta etc...)

Anthony listens to many genres of music, wears various styles of clothing, and doesn't limit himself to one particular style of living, thus, its possible that he considers himself post label.

by Laura Sue October 23, 2008

the dirt label

A flagship store where you get poon tang and a light skin monkey works at the desk. All there clothes are unqiue where Some belong in the trash. Either way the store will get you pussy

Damn you shop at the dirt label you must get all the pussy

by Jackjack1000 May 14, 2015

black label society

The Greatest Fucking Band Ever. ZAKK WYLDE IS KING.

Society Dwelling Mother Fuckers rule!

Black Label Society Kicks fucking ass.

by seabass February 22, 2005

II Red Label II

A legend in the Xbox Live community, this Puerto Rican gamer was responsible for establishing the most successful pro-society for gamers around the world. His origins and current/past gamertags are a topic of much debate among academics around the globe, due to the fact that he was constantly in need of new gamertags in order to conceal his true identity from stalkers. His amazing display of skill was seen in many games including but not limited to Halo, Halo 2, Gears of War, Perfect Dark Zero among many others. He is considered as one of the best gamers in the world, however he has currently resorted to a more casual style of play as of lately, largely to the fact that he is majoring in Astrophysics at PUP.

II Red Label II = God
II Red Label II = Life
II Red Label II = Ownage
II Red Label II = Success
II Red Label II = Divinity
II Red Label II = Illumination

by Amy Johnson December 14, 2008