kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
by the Nigga that fucked yo girl February 18, 2019
Get the Kristianmug. Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.
by kronywony July 13, 2022
Get the Kristianmug. by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
Get the kristianmug. Idk when in first seen u out get out that car I was like wow u were like the star that I see in my dreams you were like earth and I’m the sun , the thought of us being by each other no matter the circumstances. Your like the present i always wanted for Christmas that brings me much joy a huge smile on my face , your are my light and my shine, when I think of Kristian I think of the hidden star that is waiting to come to my light, your are fire and I’m the water… wait I think the other way round u get the point doe but anyway I love the way u look at me and adore me it makes me feel special cuz I never had dat before. For example, the day I realized that was when we were sleep in the dorm and I caught you just staring at me, then hurried up looked away when I looked up. Also the small things you do that you might think i don’t notice but I noticed. I learned so much stuff about you and I within these past 2 months. I learned to be patient and take my time with you. I still have many things to learn in this relationship but I’m up for the journey and I hope u are to because it’s going to be a long one and can’t wait to see how much we grow in the future. Most importantly I hope to be your safe place, place of comfort, place or enjoyment, and your peace and that person that heals u from your past and show you how a real woman should be treated right.
Kristian is a sweetheart
by Kristianaa nd bri bri December 11, 2023
Get the Kristianmug. a tender ass chopped little nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , great person overall just cant stop getting played , good as fuck at basketball so i guess everything cancels out , still ugly as shit and gets 0 bitches
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
Get the Kristianmug. Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.
OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?
by BiggyManJones April 7, 2022
Get the Kristian Lmug. A sexy norwegian james charles with a big brain. He is a youtuber making beuty videos. If your name is Tim kristian you're a big ass chad.
André: Omg is that Tim Kristian.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.
by NorwegianRat September 11, 2021
Get the Tim kristianmug.