kristian

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020

Kristian

he hates anyone with a different skin colour to him. cant stop saying the n word and also abuses women on a daily bases. Only gets F's on his exams and suffers from "cant get bitches" syndrome.

hey look its kristian making out with a man

by nfjsa12 May 20, 2022

Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️

She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»

by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018

Ole Kristian

Very nice gutt

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Kristian

worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything

Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian

by DJ Ar November 10, 2020

kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row

oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023