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A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser
by karie_girl April 3, 2025
Get the Kristian mug.A gender-neutral name meaning Christian from the world Christianos in Greek.
A Word also used for someone who hordes information about birds.
A Word also used for someone who hordes information about birds.
by Pyrrhula pyrrhula November 21, 2021
Get the Kristián mug.Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
by A lost boy. November 23, 2023
Get the Kristian. mug.Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
by What the Rat June 4, 2020
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ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
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