King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007

king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

Its in the song "what do you say?" by Mickey Avalon. This song also appears in the movie THE HANGOVER.

Bascically.. Its what you say when you're too fucked up.

person 1: What do you say when your too fucked up?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

person 1: What do you say when you run out of drugs?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

by KIMEYO March 25, 2011

King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James

"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

by Oaju July 11, 2010

king kong

God of all gorillas. King of gorillas. Grandfather AND father of Harambe. You better not talk about Harambe when you are around him, cause he'll smash the shit outta ya. Oh yeah, he's out for revenge.

Ex:
Zoo Guard: --Shoots Harambe--"Boom!"
Harambe: "Blehhh" --Dies--
King Kong: --Smashed Godzilla before smashing the guard's city and him--

by QUIRGLE December 20, 2016

King Kong

monke, but biiiiig

Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?

by Joe Momma Official Gaming July 7, 2021

King kong

When you attach three blunt raps together to create a larger blunt. Doing this allows you to add more weed into the blunt. This is the predecessor of the Kong and a middleman of the formation. It goes as follows;

Blunt

Kong

King Kong
Godzilla

God

Aye you tryna roll a King Kong with the rest of this bud?

Hell yeah!

by RoboMonkey November 23, 2017

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022