A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.
by billy bob thorton bangs peoples moms May 31, 2008
A very hot red headed boy! who hates to talk on the phone... but loves hes best friend. Loves basketball.. hates school. never has money.
by Carlena Metcalf September 17, 2008
This guy is a fucking idiot. All he does is make retarded comments and eat chicken and broccoli. Also, he sucks at bball. Overall, he is pretty much is a tool.
"Fuck its Kenneth. He's a fucking idiot."
"Yo its Kenneth, ignore him."
"You are a fucking idiot Kenneth."
"Can you hit a Q Kenneth."
"Shut the fuck up Kenneth."
"Yo its Kenneth, ignore him."
"You are a fucking idiot Kenneth."
"Can you hit a Q Kenneth."
"Shut the fuck up Kenneth."
by JWONG112 September 24, 2013
When a guy and girl are in a spooning position, but reversed (Guy being in front.). While reaching behind him to finger the girl. Better under a blanket, as to not raise suspicion.
*Mother walks in*
Mom: Hey, can you help me with something?
Girl: Sure, be right there.
*Mom leaves*
Boy: Dude! That was so close!
Girl: I know right! Luckily we used The Kenneth!!!
Mom: Hey, can you help me with something?
Girl: Sure, be right there.
*Mom leaves*
Boy: Dude! That was so close!
Girl: I know right! Luckily we used The Kenneth!!!
by Ima Giro December 18, 2010
an ugly ass dude who looks like a whole grandpa but is ashley torals best friend and he plays to much most of the time
by homwww February 07, 2019