Kayden-dick

Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.

“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”

by Cmassocks July 7, 2020

Kayden Draxler

Is Ed Sheehan’s little brother cousins with Ron Weasley in his spare time he protects his pot of gold

Nate : Yo it’s a leprechaun
Jack : Nah that’s just Kayden Draxler

by jack_moment January 14, 2022

Anti-Kaydenism

A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.

"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"

by Unth September 3, 2021

Kayden

she has the worst eyebrows ever, they look like a dead cat, she has the ugliest face in the whole world, her hair is a rat nest and she should probably be wash her face cause ew. her personality is like no one else, a horrible ugly bitch who thinks everyone likes her but really everyone hates her stupid ass.

kayden is a cunt cunt

by Did hiding inbox February 7, 2019

Kayden’s mom

One thicc ass bitch

As Kayden’s mom, I took a lot of guys virginities

by Nibbatron March 21, 2019

dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins

Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!

by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.

Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.

by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012