Kansas City Quick Step 

The Kansas City Quick Step happens when you reach the moment immediately prior to an episode of explosive diarrhea.

Man, that Taco Bell had me doing the Kansas City Quick Step for half the night.

Kansas City Quick Step by J.Skellington January 18, 2022

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

Kansas City Carwash by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008

kansas city rich 

"kansas city rich" means that, with your current income, you would be considered rich or wealthy ONLY in kansas city, because that income would only put you to low to middle class in a REAL city.

I can't afford to live in california, I can make it ok in phoenix, but i could be KANSAS CITY RICH!!! BIG BALLAH!!

kansas city rich by Pepto_ March 25, 2011

Kansas City Juggler 

When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.

Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"

Kansas City Juggler by Scary Cherry December 18, 2010

Kansas City Shuffle 

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

Kansas City Shuffle by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Kansas City Carwash

alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.

"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"

Kansas City Carwash by Bill Cosby July 20, 2004

kansas city shower 

the girl masturbates, guy does the same standing over her - all the while planning to unload on her face.

we were messing around in my room, i asked her is if she's ever been to kansas city. she then asked me what the hell kansas city has to do with uncorking on her grill - i'm not sure.

kansas city shower by wmcgee August 11, 2003