by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
by thelionking____ February 10, 2021
An unbelievably ugly being, he is positively revolting and has a disgusting odor that would scare away ANY monster under the bridge. Run if you see this hideous being, for it WILL find you if it spots you.
by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly February 24, 2025
A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.
Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?
by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022
kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
by the Nigga that fucked yo girl February 18, 2019