by JorgeRules June 30, 2017

by The funniest cnt ever September 21, 2020

by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020

by kliechty November 28, 2021

To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.
I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.
by IknowKim June 7, 2021

by Sticky man 21 July 27, 2024
