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God on a Go-Kart

Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.
Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!
by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009
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Mario Kart

When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge
Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"
by McGizzle64 January 18, 2011
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Mario kart tour

Little Timmy: this isn’t online what??
Some gay Nintendo news thing: MARIO IS PAYED FOR
bob: GOD FRICK ITS PAY TO WIN IM PISSED
Jake: Mario kart tour is such a disappointment
by Jdidbeudbduebhopenenehneneneee October 15, 2019
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mario kart: double dash

A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.
by crazycloyster January 3, 2004
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mario kart

A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.
Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?
by Ike who is liked July 20, 2008
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mario kart

dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man
by thiswordwillbebigoneday February 2, 2009
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lark on my go kart

1.Put your pet bird on my balls.
2.To queef on someones balls.
"Go lark on my go kart D-mann"
by Asher Rothh. April 10, 2009
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