douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Meat Kabob

A meat kabob is a trend where you get all your friends that are guys and stack on eachother using your fat meaty cocks

Dude you should've came to the meat kabob party last night

by fagblaster3000 January 20, 2022

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 22, 2023

Cheese kabob

When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out

When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out

by Ref92 February 28, 2021

kabobbing

The act of plunging a sharp, or pointed object into, and through a person or other object

As Dead pool (Ryan Reynolds) once said, "You may be thinking my boy friend said this was going to be a super hero movie, but that guy just turned the other guy into a fucking kabob!
emphasizing he is in the act of kabobbing someone

Jack says to his friend Bob, "Hey Bob do you remember dead pool kabobbing that guy in the movie?"

by JLC_ April 29, 2016

snob kabob

A person who feels superior and has a stick up his or her butt.

Buffy was always conceited but now that she's with the in crowd, she's an uptight little snob kabob.

by Joeloveskelly August 29, 2017