juno

n
1. An insipid fairy tale about teen pregnancy that takes place in another dimension where pregnant women have no emotions and everyone talks like a badly scripted moron.
2. A movie about pregnancy and being a parent written by someone who knows nothing about pregnancy or being a parent.

v
1. to poorly imitate the writing and directing styles of wes anderson and kevin smith simultaneously.

A: Wanna come TV shopping with me?
B: Sure. What happened to your old TV?
A: Oh, I was watching Juno, then I accidentally threw it out the window.

by sloan steddi January 28, 2008

Junofication

When a teenage girl becomes pregnant on purpose.

She used the junofication technique when her boyfriend threatened to leave her.

She stopped taking her birth control pills resulting in junofication, much to her parents surprise.

by culturebomb August 11, 2008

junkmonkey

one who is addicted to pills

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

juno

1.an awsome movie
2. canbe used as a sentence replacing "you know"

person one :Juno what movie i want to see?
person two: no, what?
person one: Juno!!!

by karla <3 April 22, 2008

Juno

online service for broke people

Juno's free internet disc that come in the mail

by Yo Soy Rico June 3, 2008

juno

two teenagers having sex on or in a werid place

dude did you hear? Jim and Jill pulled a juno at there parents house

by Stacie Stigall July 1, 2008

Juno

1. drinking orange juice straight from the carton.

2. wearing a thong that is orange and white.

1. "did you just juno that?"

2. "i call these my juno underwear."

by badapada June 27, 2008