Juicer

Someone who uses someone else’s phone till the battery dies and then uses someone else’s phone without charging it.

My sister Bennett is such a juicer.

by Co01_dUde October 23, 2018

turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep

This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!

by Piperrydes May 3, 2022

The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025

pimp juicer

the act of a person being with two or more people but still single. derived from , "pimp juice running through my veins."

"damn that guys a pimp juicer." he's with so many women right now.

by Aredal July 11, 2010

Juicer Joker

To cross one's fingers and insert them into the female vagina while she is on her menstrual cycle and continuously twisting the fingers.

Juicer joker that hoe.
Have you been juicer jokered lately?

by wet banana March 3, 2011

Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016