Juggling The Tube Steak

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time
The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night
by SilencedVoices April 02, 2018
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Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.
Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.
by cumwhore69 April 14, 2017
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Cock juggling sunrays

The erotic sensation of sunlight accumulation on male genitalia
Dude! I just walked outside and got a huge dose of cock juggling sunrays. Good shit bro!
by Sunray juggler April 23, 2013
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Juggling Balls

To "talk to", "see", "hook-up with" or date multiple guys on a regular basis, usually without them knowing. Similar to being a player or a pimp. Basically it's just guys getting a taste of their own medicine. Can also be used to describe having multiple booty calls. This phrase dates back to the Summer of 2003 when a wise woman named Kreiny said to me..."we're too good for this; we need to stop focusing on one asshole and start juggling some balls".
I was only hooking up w/G but he was dicking me around so I decided to throw a couple more guys in the mix. Now I'm juggling balls.
by PB/SB Pimpsters July 06, 2004
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juggling joker

An obscene smell, such as flatulance or roadkill.
Hey, you smell like a juggling joker.
by Dustin August 21, 2003
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Juggle my shit

Adj. describing the demands of a customer for a supplier to perform extrodinary amounts of extra, usually useless work, when the supplier is already struggling to meet delivery usually to the detriment of workers who have no control over the situation and to the complete ignorance of those who created or can control the situation
I just got off the phone with HP, since our supplier didn't deliver we have to work nights and weekends to meet schedule. The program director requested that I "juggle my shit" while giving daily updates to APAC at 10 pm.
by Flacido Domingo December 10, 2008
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Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there
Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though
by WillSuckDickForMemes April 23, 2018
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