by Owwoowens July 12, 2020
Get the Josemug. Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 4, 2014
Get the Josemug. A Fucking asshole that is really unloyal, and tells you that he loves you and then leaves you and doesn't care how much it hurts you.
by ThaBlondie1253 February 23, 2015
Get the Josemug. by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010
Get the Josemug. Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!
Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.
by Adolfs minge September 26, 2012
Get the Josemug. A Jose is a great basketball player, runs track, is lightskin, likes girls, and is very good looking
Jose is very cute
by Journalist_01 March 14, 2017
Get the Josemug. by Lesly cn October 28, 2019
Get the Josemug.