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Joris

He’s a pure BEAST and the most beautiful man on earth. His IQ is 145+ so when he is drunk he can beat your ass.
His style is master, that’s why they call him the king of style.
His hair has a epic flow. He is a boss in the gym and in bed!
He is also rich af because he is a BEAST!
His Special abilities are: super cum, he is super fast at making street tiles.
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Joris

Joris cock is small
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jory bartnicki

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.
Finding a jory bartnicki is ALOMST as rare as seeing sasquatch.
by One who has studied the jory October 24, 2009
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Joris

Beautiful you will probably scream his name every night in bed.
Joris is beautiful.
by Babbie huts November 22, 2021
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Joris

BOO. TOMATO. TOMATO. BOO. 👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅
Joris is an omega. he is very much not alpha. Or even sigma. I no like. 🍅🍅🍅🍅
by thesigmaestofthemall January 24, 2025
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Jori

Big headed dude, who skips gym and gives dumb excuses for it. Is really bad goalie.
Jori won't come to the gym, because he's having a cough for a third week already. What a weak bitch.
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Jorie

A person that is not that bad despite bad stereotypes. this person maybe a man or woman and we should not judge, this person should be the person we strive to be.
I really wish I was a Jorie.
I wish Jorie was here.
by ThePhantomMaster February 24, 2024
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