jodie marsh 

The cut-price, bargain basement Jordan.

Since we can't afford to pay Jordan to wear very little in our magazine, we might as well phone Jodie Marsh.

jodie marsh by OD Smith March 10, 2005

Jordin 

One of the 6 names on the planet that when heard people are forced to stop and look at who's coming! Basically on another level!

Oh shit I think I just heard that Jordin is coming to the party! Wait there he/she is!

Jordin by JAY641991 October 20, 2010

Jorde

Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"

Jorde by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017

jodie 

the baddest bitch out there

person: what's ur name
jodie: jodie
person:ah ur a bad bitch then
jodie: yes I am

jodie by suckmydix December 13, 2020

Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

Jodie Foster by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008

Jorden 

Jorden is the sweetest guy ever. He is a very sensitive guy who cares for his family and friends more than anything. He will do anything for the one he loves. He writes amazing poetry and can make his girlfriend the happiest person in the world. He can be very romantic. Jordens are one of a kind - if you find one, don't let it go!

That Jorden is the perfect guy!

Jorden by chuh-relle March 16, 2009

Jodiemas 

The celebration of the birth of our lord and savior, and also the birth of Christ. Usually accompanied by dramatic readings of urban dictionary definitions, copious amount of food and cookies, and some intense Froggering.

Jodiemas was crazy last night! We all got wasted and froggered.

Jodiemas by Frogger High Score December 16, 2012