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Johan

Johan is a male name which is more popular Norway and Sweden. Johan has no sense of economic taste and do not follow what the leader says. He ignores his orders to keep his savings straight. A male with the name Johan usually scream. " DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL" if he is trying to prove others wrong. Despite his anger and his slogan Johan is a very lovely male and caring person.

You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
This round we will have an eco-round. "Johans buys a heavy gun"
-"DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL"
by pepegris November 6, 2020
mugGet the Johanmug.

johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.
oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock
by karabodl February 2, 2022
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Johan Ulveson

the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.

plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)
me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!
by ike.aa October 1, 2018
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Johan

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by World Parasite November 5, 2022
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Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020
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Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.
OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan
by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020
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Johan

This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome
Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "
by Nahok September 25, 2018
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