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Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side
Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.
by Viking beast December 13, 2016
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Johan

Awesome
Handsome
Usually the most popular guy in the class and everyone loves him... He is tall, blue eyes, dark blonde hair, brown skin, and timberland shoes.
Oh My God... Look, he is such a Johan... I love him.
by XDunicorn February 1, 2017
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Johan and Rina

the best andre n cat duo you’ll ever see 😉
Someone : omg Johan and Rina r so cool 👍
by ikogalcm May 15, 2022
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Johan

This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
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Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "
by Nahok September 25, 2018
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Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!
Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.
by bananen433 December 12, 2016
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Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.
OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan
by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020
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Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020
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