Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!

Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.

by bananen433 December 12, 2016

Johan Ulveson

the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.

plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)

me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!

by ike.aa October 1, 2018

Johan

Throat Goat

Throat Master
Nothing Else

That's It
Go Home

Johan: *GULP GULP GULP GULP*

Everyone: Oh....Slay ig

by going balalalalala November 3, 2022

Johan

A therapy man

You know that therapy man, Johan?

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022

Johan

A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.

Oh your acting like Johan.

by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023

Johan

Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.

Johan is riding his bike.

by Menely November 20, 2020

johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.

oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock

by karabodl February 2, 2022