jonny west

a girls best friend......their dildo,vibrator, or any toy.

my jonny west is missing

by fredrick franklin January 11, 2008

Jonny Lang

A man who's heart and soul bleeds through his music . He is one of the only true musicians who's is trying to change the world for the better .Through his music that is a blessing comes words of wisdom .Listen to Jonny lang and your life will be forever changed for greatness .His music has helped me through life hopefully it will for you also .

Jonny lang helped me get through my hard times in life especially dealing with my sisters rare form of brain cancer .

by rainh20 January 23, 2011

Jobbylobber

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby

he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing

by drhooss July 11, 2011

Johny Alampay

Johny Alampay is our man, tho he is a massive cunt

ayoooooo there's our man Johny Alampay, aight he gay

by Magenxia August 12, 2018

Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual

Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker

by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019

gangsta jobby

To go for a jobby with a hoodie on with hiphop blaring

I went for a gangsta jobby this morning, it was class.

by johnnyfoe November 3, 2012

Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012