Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

by Dr. Penfield May 04, 2009

Jizz

A short commonly used nickname for all female's who are 5ft 4 and ¾ of an inch tall, and who are named either Jessica or Jess.

Disclaimer : Do not ignore the ¾ of an inch!

Your so annnoyyyying jizzz!

by ImSoAnnoying June 17, 2010

jizz

love juice... self-explanitory...

.. cant think of an exaple for jizz right now

by nat-attack May 16, 2007

Jizz

Why Ranch dressing is white.

Duuuude! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.

by I love penis!!!! :) June 02, 2011

Jizz

BCA ‘22 slang for Kool-Aid and any other drink (mosty kool-aid)

“Hey, can you pass me the strawberry Jizz?”

by Class ‘22 September 07, 2018

Jizz

Some thing that goes into your mouth or in your pants

example 1- wow he must have jizzed
example 2- wow she can take allot of jizz there

by ya mamma fucka April 03, 2010

it's the jizz

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

by Zack brah? June 03, 2009