Webcomic artist and cowboy poet. Creator of Overcompensating and Wigu. Two awesome and popular webcomics. He also runs TopatoCo, a company he uses to sell his merchandise (his main source of income.
by Dante Adventure May 5, 2006
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1. Mass amounts of tobacco products; used spitters are like a damn bread crumb trail if you are trying to find this fucker.(why you would, i don't know)
2. Mispronunciations of pretty much every word in the dictionary; this is called the Young Jeffrey effect.
example: coarx which is supposed to be coarse
3. Clingy as fuck, is and I quote, "Feels Lonely", a lot supposedly. Will ask you what you are doing, if you hear, "Hey man, whatcha doin brother?", get the fuck out of there.
4. When he feels like gettin big and tries to raise his voice, all one must do is raise your voice back and tell him to shut the fuck up. He will then begin to apologize about 30 times and try to give you a hug.
5. If you can indicate a butt chin, you have a young jeffrey.
6. Last but certainly not least, a Young Jeffrey will like some wranglers and anything country. Going with the country theme, a Young Jeffrey does not shy away from making out with there cousin or the occasional rough and much more dominant rugby girl.
7. If something is wrong, don't hesitate to have a Young Jeffrey as your first suspect.
1. Mass amounts of tobacco products; used spitters are like a damn bread crumb trail if you are trying to find this fucker.(why you would, i don't know)
2. Mispronunciations of pretty much every word in the dictionary; this is called the Young Jeffrey effect.
example: coarx which is supposed to be coarse
3. Clingy as fuck, is and I quote, "Feels Lonely", a lot supposedly. Will ask you what you are doing, if you hear, "Hey man, whatcha doin brother?", get the fuck out of there.
4. When he feels like gettin big and tries to raise his voice, all one must do is raise your voice back and tell him to shut the fuck up. He will then begin to apologize about 30 times and try to give you a hug.
5. If you can indicate a butt chin, you have a young jeffrey.
6. Last but certainly not least, a Young Jeffrey will like some wranglers and anything country. Going with the country theme, a Young Jeffrey does not shy away from making out with there cousin or the occasional rough and much more dominant rugby girl.
7. If something is wrong, don't hesitate to have a Young Jeffrey as your first suspect.
If any of these are either said or done........you have a Young Jeffrey.
1. "Man, I really enjoy me some wrangler jeans..."
2. Neighbor: Hey, is everything okay?
You: Yeah, just have to wait 24 hours to go into my house.
Neighbor: What, thats crazy what happened?
You: Well the Fire Dept. sent in there Chemical and Toxic waste people and said that the mass amounts of spitters and spoiled milk made a deadly combination. They said we basically have the plague in our home.
Neighbor: WOW, how did that happen?
You: A Young Jeffrey.
Neighbor: Damn that sucks
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1. "Man, I really enjoy me some wrangler jeans..."
2. Neighbor: Hey, is everything okay?
You: Yeah, just have to wait 24 hours to go into my house.
Neighbor: What, thats crazy what happened?
You: Well the Fire Dept. sent in there Chemical and Toxic waste people and said that the mass amounts of spitters and spoiled milk made a deadly combination. They said we basically have the plague in our home.
Neighbor: WOW, how did that happen?
You: A Young Jeffrey.
Neighbor: Damn that sucks
More examples to follow
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this cat used to have the banging waves..then his hair started to fall out in the front..he never let go, now he rockin the george jefferson!!!!
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Claims to speak his mind and thinks he is an extraordinary being.
Has done makeup for stars like Kelly Osbourne and... others.
Thinks of himself as the "impossible dose"
Two of his songs are straight boys and we want cunt.
He is planning on recording more songs such as cumdumpster.
Many people attempt to copy his style, but fail miserably. He enjoys hardcore screaming.
He has been on aural salvation, where he says that he wants to put glitter on the "big belly's" of the poor children in Africa.
He used to self harm, saying that it's fault of his obsessive compulsive disorder.
If he were to go on an island and was allowed to bring one object it would be a razor.
His live shows consist of a song where he repeats the words WHORE and FUCK repeatedly and to add a little twist he screams them in the end.
He is friends with Raquel Reed and the art rock band called Scarling.
Is a boy friend kleptomaniac.
Likes gangster rap.
His lyrics have many drug and sexual references :
Boys fess up..
Girls fess up..
All coked up..
WE WANT CUNT
Boys fess up..
Girls fess up..
Actin' like sluts..
WE WANT CUNT
He is a homosexual and a cross dresser, though he has had sex with women, such as Raquel Reed.
Has an obsession with JonBenet Ramsey
Has several tattoos
Loves MAC, Nars and Hard Candy makeup.
Claims to speak his mind and thinks he is an extraordinary being.
Has done makeup for stars like Kelly Osbourne and... others.
Thinks of himself as the "impossible dose"
Two of his songs are straight boys and we want cunt.
He is planning on recording more songs such as cumdumpster.
Many people attempt to copy his style, but fail miserably. He enjoys hardcore screaming.
He has been on aural salvation, where he says that he wants to put glitter on the "big belly's" of the poor children in Africa.
He used to self harm, saying that it's fault of his obsessive compulsive disorder.
If he were to go on an island and was allowed to bring one object it would be a razor.
His live shows consist of a song where he repeats the words WHORE and FUCK repeatedly and to add a little twist he screams them in the end.
He is friends with Raquel Reed and the art rock band called Scarling.
Is a boy friend kleptomaniac.
Likes gangster rap.
His lyrics have many drug and sexual references :
Boys fess up..
Girls fess up..
All coked up..
WE WANT CUNT
Boys fess up..
Girls fess up..
Actin' like sluts..
WE WANT CUNT
He is a homosexual and a cross dresser, though he has had sex with women, such as Raquel Reed.
Has an obsession with JonBenet Ramsey
Has several tattoos
Loves MAC, Nars and Hard Candy makeup.
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