Jed's a millionaire

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.

We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!

by Code Monkey June 21, 2005

Jed head

Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.

A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.

by Lena Jade October 6, 2007

jed and alyssa

superior in all aspects

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.

by jed6969 May 7, 2020

Jed Suse

When someone rips a massive fart that stinks up the entire classroom / area you are in.

That fart was a Jed suse

by Ren bosy June 1, 2023

in bred jed

One who has been sired by in bredding.

That dude looks like in bred jed.

by Class distinction May 11, 2022

papa jed

Beer swilling monster that goes berserk when the red mist descends.

I'm gonna do a papa jed !

by Ginga March 29, 2004

Jed Thomas

The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.

1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world

by Ml54 January 3, 2020