To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
by Warnhubb May 18, 2008
Get the Jehovah Witness Proof mug.The simple definition is as the name says Jehovah's Witnesses, or witnesses of Jehovah. In the texts of scriptures and writings from Moses to John, the word YHWH appears over 6700 times. No matter what language you use, whether you translate or transliterate, YHWH's name means "He who causes to become" and it directly points to His real name, which is the same in all languages.
Jehovah"He who causes to become", has caused to become the earth, all life on earth and even a way for all our sins to be washed away through the sacrifice of his Son, Jesus Christ.
All this and what do we as humans need to do? Practice the teachings set out for us in the Bible! All countries worldwide today have laws regarding murder, rape, theft and wrong WORLDWIDE as a humans we believe these things are. If humans are "created in God's image" would we not also have the same ideas genetically coded into us? We , as humans, also know that the current world society has declined since ancient times. We have not rooted out hunger. We have not prevented wars. We have not eliminated disease.
Jehovah"He who causes to become", has caused to become the earth, all life on earth and even a way for all our sins to be washed away through the sacrifice of his Son, Jesus Christ.
All this and what do we as humans need to do? Practice the teachings set out for us in the Bible! All countries worldwide today have laws regarding murder, rape, theft and wrong WORLDWIDE as a humans we believe these things are. If humans are "created in God's image" would we not also have the same ideas genetically coded into us? We , as humans, also know that the current world society has declined since ancient times. We have not rooted out hunger. We have not prevented wars. We have not eliminated disease.
As humans, we strive to do our own thing, find our own way.
Is it possible for a race, who were caused to become, to find their own way?
Our history speaks volumes!
Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door because they believe in their hearts and minds that humanity can be saved because Jehovah wants all his children, who he "caused to become", to live and not to die through ignorance and pride.
Wouldn't you yell at the top of your lungs if you knew that your friends and family were about to be engulfed in a horrific and terrible natural disaster?
The person at the door replies"...... insert answer here..."
Is it possible for a race, who were caused to become, to find their own way?
Our history speaks volumes!
Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door because they believe in their hearts and minds that humanity can be saved because Jehovah wants all his children, who he "caused to become", to live and not to die through ignorance and pride.
Wouldn't you yell at the top of your lungs if you knew that your friends and family were about to be engulfed in a horrific and terrible natural disaster?
The person at the door replies"...... insert answer here..."
by shaemas September 1, 2008
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When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere
by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008
Get the Jehovah Jumped mug.They basically solicit their faith. Such a sad religion, not believing in birthdays and all. Once you open the door to hear why your going to hell in 2671979936543 different ways, they won't stop. Try to shut the door, they'll hold it open with the convenient Holy Bible door stop.
"Hello, would you like to hear how your going to hell? Also, please read this pamphlet intitled: "101 Reasons Why Your Wrong."
"No thanks." *attempts to shut door*
"Wait!" *wedges bible between door* Please just read this!"
*Jehovah's Witness comes back during inconvenient times*
"No thanks." *attempts to shut door*
"Wait!" *wedges bible between door* Please just read this!"
*Jehovah's Witness comes back during inconvenient times*
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1) Zeke: Oh wassap! Ay man, u wanna come to mah house dis weekend? We gonna go help rebuild the mosque downtown.
Victor: GUH!! HOW DARE YOU HELP OTHER RELIGIONS!
2) Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
Caller: Um yes hello?! I found this kid all beaten and bruised and and theres something taped to his back that says "you have been banished by the elders"
Operator: Probably another Jehovah's Witnesses, we will be over there right away.
3) Trey: Hey dude, you seen Devon anywhere?
Josh: I hear he got his eyes gouged out by his parents for watching Spongebob Squarepants
4) Nate: daddy there's a man with a bunch of little books outside
Chris: Shit. Nate, get the shotgun.
Victor: GUH!! HOW DARE YOU HELP OTHER RELIGIONS!
2) Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
Caller: Um yes hello?! I found this kid all beaten and bruised and and theres something taped to his back that says "you have been banished by the elders"
Operator: Probably another Jehovah's Witnesses, we will be over there right away.
3) Trey: Hey dude, you seen Devon anywhere?
Josh: I hear he got his eyes gouged out by his parents for watching Spongebob Squarepants
4) Nate: daddy there's a man with a bunch of little books outside
Chris: Shit. Nate, get the shotgun.
by Dr. Snicklefritz :D March 8, 2011
Get the Jehovah's Witnesses mug.a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
by mockschmock December 15, 2006
Get the jehovah's twitness mug.Jehovah's Witnesses are normal people who follow the teachings of Jehovah and The Watchtower. It's not the religion people find hard to understand, it's just annoying that they believe everyone should become Witnesses like them.
by raffa April 22, 2005
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