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MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
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Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."
by popkxw May 5, 2024
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Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.
I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead
by Duckstab May 6, 2024
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Jizz Javelin

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.
by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025
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International troll Jarelon day

On Augest 19th all the goombas join together to troll jarelon and his twitch viewers by being across the GPO map when joining the ASE tourny or by not showing up to the final day of the ASE tourny. If you partake in this event you are a goomba
Wow did you hear its International troll Jarelon day?
by Dooxter August 19, 2022
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