Jabroni

Someone who gets paid to lose.

Look at that Jabroni, cant hit the ball to save his like

by shiestysznbrrrr February 19, 2022

Jabronie

A person who walks into Baskin-Robbins and chooses vanilla.

This jabronie, ok the total is 5.45….. fuckin jabronie

by Caplo November 10, 2021

Jabroni

A person who wears cargo shorts, flip flop, gold chain, and goes by the name Charles.

Damn Charlie, stop being such a Jabroni!

by Thestench September 6, 2018

Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.

Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”

by Paul the time September 5, 2023

Jabroni

(juh-broe-nee)noun1. Another word for football.

"Through me the jabroni"!

by itz ya boi skinny penis August 27, 2019

Jabroni

A jabroni is a loser, punk, bitch, or any other non-redeeming quality of a person. People usually call someone who this when they are annoying, fearful, or irritating.

That guy Derek from Western Pennsylvania is a real Jabroni!

by Thatguywhoknowsdefinitions November 28, 2022

Jabroni

(Noun)- A professional wrestler who’s job is to lose the match. It literally translates to being “a loser.” Popularizer by the Rock but the word has been in the vocabulary or the Pro Wrestling community since the mid 20th Century.

That guy is a jabroni. He hasn’t won a match in 2 months.

by LoneWolf184 June 29, 2020