Barry Johnson

A euphemism that can be used in the place of Blow Job.

Did Clayton tell you? His girlfriend finally gave him a Barry Johnson.

by JM Shade October 18, 2008

buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018

Boris Johnson

National embarrassment.

That Nigel Farage is a complete Boris Johnson.

by SDC65 September 12, 2021

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Boris Johnson

A foolish dickhead that looks like an Aldi version of Donald Trump.

Boris Johnson is a chaotic little shit.

by Faerii July 14, 2021

Stevie Johnson

1. Explosive, talented young receiver on the Buffalo Bills. One of the most underrated players in the league, 80+ rec 1000+ rec yds & 10 TD's.

2. Also defined as gettin yours and gettin it in when you have to get your grind on and work for it. Has a rap song named after him written by cousin bay area rapper Ya Boy.

"I'm about my Bills like Stevie Johnson, call my woman throw her back like a quarter option, money on my mind money on my conscious, I'm all about my Bills, I'm on my Stevie Johnson.

by Stevie Johnson June 7, 2011

Vann Johnson

An incredibly bad ass awesome son of a bitch mother fucker. If anyone knows a Vann, consider yourself touched by the very hand of God himself.

Hey I met a Vann Johnson yesterday!" "You lucky son of a bitch!

by TheOnlyAvester August 24, 2010