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Joaquin

A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
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Joaquin

He has a big dick, he is probably a Joaquin
by tukcherofav November 22, 2021
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Joaquin

Smarter than ellie,likes to steal stuff from others,real beaner.Best dude in the world,He enjoys making babies cry
Hey look,it’s joaquin.Which one the smart one or the hot one.That’s the same thing sped.
by Whatthewoman69 November 22, 2021
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Sean Joaquin

Obedient, Kind, Smart and most of all, stupid at the same time hahahah lmao
Sean Joaquin is Obedient, Kind, Smart. pero siyempre joke lang yon
by Juri :) October 27, 2022
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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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Joaquin

Joaquin also sometimes goes by jack he will light up your life and turn your bad days around he will always make sure you know that he loves you and check in on you everyday he is the most amazing human being you will ever meet
by Urmomsdom April 13, 2022
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Joaquin

A popular singer who's song went viral around communities everywhere during the early 2020.
Joaquin is such a good singer
by 3457239481 December 11, 2020
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