Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.
by benito1234 October 28, 2007
Andrea and Joaquin are usually good couples. May have a rough start but end up staying together or getting back together. Andrea and Joaquin find love only once and that’s why they find each other. It is usually hard to separate them. Andreas and Joaquin’s are the perfect match for each other.
Oh did you hear about Andrea and Joaquin?
Oh yeah aren’t they the best couple ever?
Yes they are madly in love!
Oh yeah aren’t they the best couple ever?
Yes they are madly in love!
by Jayquin13 November 20, 2023
by Juri :) October 27, 2022
He has a big dick, he is probably a Joaquin
by tukcherofav November 22, 2021
He is one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet. If u pulled him, good job. He wants to make you feel special but doesn't know how because he cannot express his feelings well. He seems so happy all day all night its like he has no other emotion, its a bit confusing. Joaquin is confusing tho. He says he loves you but every time you see him at school he completely ignores you, you may think its because he doesn't know how to express his love but at the beginning of the relationship he was so sweet, took you on so many dates, kissed you all the time, didn't care about what other people thought and now everything is gone, ur basically just friends that kiss, you don't see or feel the love he says he has for you. He says he's trying his best to make you feel special but nothing changes, he does the same thing over and over. People named Joaco or Joaquin are very confusing, you wish you never met him but you love him so much at the same time. He is so hot omds. Like the hottest latino you have ever seen in real life. Best style ever. His texts are really fun and cute in the beginning but now are so dry, you try to keep the conversation going but he reply's w "yeah" or "nice", what tf am i supposed to reply to that?? But it's fine. He still loves you don't worry. Do not date a Joaquin if ur an over thinker, they are very nonchalant so they don't really care. But they still love you, I hope.
Person 1: I heard she's dating Joaquin.
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!
by 69willneverfail November 15, 2023