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jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.
i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.
by benito1234 October 28, 2007
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joaquin

Joaquin Is definitely your favorite person, Joaquins are usually the best looking out of the friend group/siblings. Joaquins all usually have beautiful big brown eyes and are great at sports.
Oh yeah Joaquin? I can’t wait to hang out with him.
by coolguy.akatsuki April 7, 2021
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Joaquin

This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
by B3nz_ February 14, 2024
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Joaquin

Joaquin is absolutely amazing. Period, end of story. :)
That kid's name is Joaquin? Thats huge.
by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021
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Joaquin

A really hot person who is undoubtedly so irresistible I would smash 24/7
by getbacktoworknigga November 7, 2023
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Joaquin Sia

Joaquin Sia is a 19 year old student of USC(woop woop). He likes playing video games ranging from FPS shooters to MOBA games like CS:GO and League of Legends(I hate all games I play). He loves building computers and anything tech-related(but can't afford any tech stuff). He was born here in Cebu City(but can't speak Bisaya fluently). Joaquin is a shy person but once you get to know him, you will know about him more(wow crazy!). I don't know what else information to give so try asking me all your questions in person so we will get to know each other! See ya when I Sia!
"That guy is such a Joaquin Sia" "Yeah no wonder he is called Joaquin Sia"
by realyobro February 9, 2023
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Joaquin Romero

Did you hear that Joaquin Romero is Gracie’s soulmate?
by 2hollisfan July 8, 2025
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