Had sex, or 'got lucky'.
We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!
by Code Monkey June 21, 2005
Get the Jed's a millionairemug. Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.
A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.
by Lena Jade October 6, 2007
Get the Jed headmug. 
This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
by jedfu May 4, 2010
Get the Jed Fumug. by Ren bosy June 1, 2023
Get the Jed Susemug. by Ml54 January 3, 2020
Get the Jed Thomasmug. curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.
guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls
guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps
guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls
guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps
guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally
by the bussiness September 26, 2010
Get the jed curlsmug.