Jalen Rose

Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head”

Jalen Rose: *exists*

Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career

by Pooh Shiesty July 27, 2021

Jalen white

He is very dicksuckish about young thug and wishes he will be ysl one day. He talks about him everyday with passion and consistency. And also makes all of his video game characters look like him as well. Very dicksuckish if you ask me. And also call him by his government like he knows him personally.

In his exact words he says everyday "young thug da goat" or "you know young thug did this etc." but nobody really cares. Jalen white the dick sucker.

by Omgstick! August 4, 2021

Jalen

The name Jalen is a name for cute boys only. If your name is Jalen your the best person ever. If your name is Jalen you should have a girlfriend that starts with C.

20 different girls- hey Jalen

20 different boys-hey Jalen

by The dumb bitxh Katelyn June 2, 2021

Jalen Wilkins

A punk named Jalen Wilkins who makes fortnite porn and jacks it

Oh look it's gay jalen wilkins. He makes fortnite porn

by Moctar's dad December 14, 2018

jalen hamilton

Just super fucking homosexual

Boy that Jalen Hamilton is homosexual

by TSM_Tfue July 29, 2018

pull a jalen

when someone does you dirty and acts tough about it.

pull a jalen: stealing from you and then wanting to fight your friend.

by yuh yuh nigga February 10, 2019

Jalen

The spawn of satan. For example ; the Antichrist

I can’t have this Jalen or we will all die!

by Grt February 11, 2019