joob jab

another term for cunt punt instead of using the foot, you use your fist.

"JOOB JAB!"

by bobbybadfingers January 29, 2009

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jimmy jabs

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

Most popular in Brooklyn 99

by Sam’s a pedo March 28, 2021

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-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.

In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!

by Fireman23 May 10, 2011

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joey jabbed

To be poked by a mans dick anywhere on the body.

Dude i hate it when im in the swimming pool and i get joey jabbed by some guy accidently.

by dark kite September 28, 2008

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Crab-jab

When you put your thumb and index finger in a pinching position like a crab, and pinch your girls puffy upper vagina multiple times in a row. In a jabbing motion.

Babe, I love crab-jabbing your pussy. It feels so good.

by Thundacat October 30, 2013

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