A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006
by wevil November 15, 2003
the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'
by arsenist February 18, 2009
An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.
(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.
by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017
by tommy nippletickler June 06, 2011
Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)
by TheWarHorse100 July 09, 2019
To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
by Chief Chester March 26, 2009