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ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015
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Cool as an ikea hat

ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool
hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl
by Skin ed April 12, 2021
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A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
by Cloyde December 8, 2017
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay
dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔
by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022
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IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.
I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.
by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022
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Ikea Hot Dogs

the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.
*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**
by anonymous September 11, 2023
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