To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015
Get the ikea towel rackmug. by Skin ed April 12, 2021
Get the Cool as an ikea hatmug. by Cloyde December 8, 2017
Get the You have more loose screws than ikea furnituremug. A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
Get the Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?mug. I'm going to die in ikea
by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020
Get the Ikeamug. by bestmanoftheworld August 31, 2022
Get the Ikeaingmug. A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"
"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm
by GeodeShark July 30, 2024
Get the IKEA Mafiamug.