State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

That depends

For how long have you not had control?

Hym "Um... Yeah, I don't know. That depends on how long it has been out of your control. There are 3 things I can think of off the top of my head but I can't say for certain until I know when the spiral started."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

dependent adulting

adulting in parents’ money

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014