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invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.
by Aphik April 29, 2011
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Invisible beef

1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything

2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong

“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018
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Invisible Cities

A book that, when read to you, sounds better when you are naked.
Listening to Invisible Cities was so amazing with my pants off.
by hippogriffy December 7, 2020
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Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
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Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.
Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.
by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009
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invisible shit

the felling of dropping the Cosbys at the pool but nothing comes out
damn the invisible shit strikes again
by tbone18118 April 5, 2020
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Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.
Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!
by satanic.apple October 31, 2016
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