wood

A word that distinguishes a potent, well tasting type of weed (Krypto) with a more less potent type of weed (Regs)
Fuck that, i dont smoke that wood
by Jim Bob April 16, 2005
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the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
by The Dude March 25, 2005
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the wood

To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.
Man that bamma is The Wood!

Man I saw this girl at Pg Plaza and she was the wood!!
by Boogie05 March 23, 2006
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Wood

What George gets in the mornings
Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face
by Dave October 03, 2004
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will woods

A goat himself. A hot guy who listens to no one and is a great athlete
by Jon gamma August 10, 2017
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the Wood

Woodinville, Washington. a city in the state of washington
Yo Im from the Wood!- Kickin it in the wood! Cause the Boyz in the wood are always hard.
by D.J. sparkly Pete January 29, 2004
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Wood

My girl grabbed my wood and started rubbing it
by King awesome27 April 10, 2014
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