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iBook

A very Stupid thing made by Apple Coz they cant afford to make proper Notebook... Very Stupid with the lowest Battery Power and crappy Grafix.... It iz wayyy too cheap with not enuff Drive space... Thats why the created the... iPod... Stupid people...

I also personally think Apple is made by Microsoft Secretly so they raise sales for atleast one product...'
'OMFG! I cant fit anymore stuff on my iBook!!!'
'Thats what you get when you cant afford another $50!!!'
'What!! an extra 40 GB costs $50!!?'
'Duh! B'u'll gates cant afford another $49 for extra Disk Space.. JUST LIKE YOU!!! but You Cant afford another $1 on top of that...'
by Darkest Moonlight September 15, 2006
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iBored

When you get bored at either engaged in a conversation or some sort of oral communication and you get so bored that you look at your iphone with no rhyme or reason. You may do it to check the time but you will forget what the time is and eventually completely forget the whole reason why you even went on your phone to begin with.
Person 1: (reaches for phone during conversation)
Person 2: How about we talk about politics
Person 1: iBored
Person 2: So yeah I also agree that Obama was only elected because he is black
Person 1: Wait a second......nevermind
by Inside out oreo July 19, 2014
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iBong

Also know as the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. Above all else, the iBong is a DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!
My chest feels like Star-gate; my world has been destroyed by the iBong, that fucker.
by Adam n Eve April 26, 2011
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ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day
John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!
by Einstein March 17, 2005
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ibot

ibot is one of the sexyer bots on the irc server called SWIFTIRC he uses mIRC for his scripts they are Runescape/NonRunescape based So Everyone loves him =)
<unknown> Hey jimmy i feel like i want to invite a sexy bot into our channel <jimmy> lets invite ibot hes my favorite
by Forest609 January 18, 2008
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ibonics

its whats off tha chain yo. snap, a sista cant explain enough lately. fo sho!
aw snap! man, hes so cute up- and down! he gonna slide, past west side brutha. fo real! (stay white, god stay white)
by Jeanine August 21, 2003
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ibonics

the words that are misspelled during chat and/or text conversations however the recipient still gets the point of the message.
him text: "I'm ass ears."

her text: "?"

her text: "Got it."

his text: "I meant I'm ALL ears. I'm tired and have been typing ibonics all night."

her text: "Got that"
by BryZen July 8, 2010
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