by PA McFalls January 19, 2016
Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.
Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018
I don't give two bollocks about what other people think
by allseeinggurly November 12, 2010
A fashion of living in which blatant disregard for all other people, their feelings, and their personal belongings is rudimentary. Fucking shit up.
A) I went to that party all "I dont give a fuck style" and ended up shitting on the couch after I punched some nasty bitch in the box.
by M To the Rizzle December 01, 2005
If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 08, 2010
When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.
So they might give two.
So they might give two.
Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009