I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

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"i want your babies"

term used to express great attraction or friendship with another person; a compliment.
See Natasha Bedingfield's: "I wanna have your babies"
(in no way a CREEPY suggestion.. unless said to a stranger.. don't try that.)

Janey: "Hey, Jilly, "I want your babies"."
Jilly: "LOL I love you, too."
(Does not in any way affect/ determine sexuality of speaker)

Can be used to say:
I want you, bebeh
I love you
You're my friend
I have a crush on him/her (I want his/her babies)
(usually said by girls.. it's less creepy)

Also can:
interrupt an akward silence.. akwardly

by smelly jane December 11, 2007

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I want you in me

euphanism for wanting sex, kinda lewd, straight forward and to the point

I wanted sex one night, so I texted him saying "I want you in me."

by the girl who said it August 31, 2006

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i want to stuff you

A different saying for I want to fuck you

Boy: hey babe I want to stuff you for thanksgiving

by Davtam November 19, 2017

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I want to play a game

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.

John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!

by AztecEagle August 30, 2013

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