how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
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what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
by AntiOof December 1, 2021
mugGet the If I were you I would run.mug.
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021
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