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Hydro Flask

A gay water-bottle
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by Logethin Logworth December 22, 2020
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Hydro flask

There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.

It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019
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sammy hydro

someone who is a savage at night and a sweetheart at day; someone you wouldn't want to miss out chilling with
tommy- Hey wanna do something tonight?
bobby- idk are you trying to be like sammy hydro?
tommy- who doesn't wanna be like sammy hydro?
by whiteboy3500 November 20, 2016
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go hydro

(phrasal verb, of a consumer) to go hydro (on someone, about something): to become aggravated to the point it becomes impossible to de-escalate the situation and directing extreme anger towards a person without the authority to resolve it.

Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.
"His flight was so delayed he decided to go hydro on the woman behind the counter."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."
by Izus Pally November 26, 2022
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Hydro Seed

Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.
by Scorpiocum August 7, 2020
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hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.
Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?
by Daybit May 18, 2024
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